S#*! My Southern Mother Says

Mother's day is tomorrow! In honor of my wonderful mother, I'm going to write about the crazy stuff my mother says (not just to me!) on a daily basis!

S#*! My Southern Mama Says....

 1. "Pull it up!" My mother is CONSTANTLY on me about cleavage, telling me to "Pull it up!!".
How my mom sees my cleavage :

How my cleavage actually is: 

2. "Hold your horses!"

3. "He's handsome!"or "Do you like him?"-mom 

My reaction: 

5. "Quit your crying"

6. "Get your elbows off of the table!" or "Where are your manners?!"

7. My mom will ask me a question during dinner and when I try to answer, I'll get "DON'T TALK WHILE EATING!"

8. It's not "small", it's "teency" or "tee-nincy".  I'll never understand why she won't say "small". 

9. "Suck in your stomach, and put some color on!"

10. "Never leave the house without a little makeup on."

11. "That's too dark!" or "Lighten it up!" How my mother sees my make up: 

how my makeup really is:

12. "Quit being ugly." In the South this means stop acting up or stop be bad. Ugly is referring to the attitude or act, not the person. lol I promise we aren't being mean!

13. "Kill them with kindness" or "Pray for em'"

14.  I don't know how many times I've heard this throughout the years!:

15. YES! 

16. I used to hear this plenty when I was a kid.

17. Not a kiss...some sugar!

18. "She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth". Meaning she was born being spoiled and getting what she wants.

19. "Don't make eyes at me, girl!" (Don't roll your eyes!)

20. I Love You! 

Although my mother says some crazy things (some of them multiple time)  I love her to death and I know no matter how much she fusses at me, she loves me even more. Happy Mother's Day to all the crazy mamas out their! Have a wonderful day and God Bless! 

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Love you guys and have a great weekend!